everyone meet my mom

hilloween:

ezelsklap:

niallwardvevo:

ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

HE’S BACK

THE GOD

a prostitute

(via ice-age-heatwave)

(via drug-dealing-grandma)

fishingboatproceeds:

once-upon-a-time-and-space:

I found the giraffes making love on the  TFIOS movie

Now that I bought the movie on iTunes, I can confirm that this is real. (Also hilarious.) You can see it very clearly 1:36 into the movie. I wasn’t there the day they shot this scene, so I have no idea who did it, but there were several nerdfighters on the crew. Whoever is responsible for these beautiful mating plastic giraffes: THANK YOU, MY HERO.

hey guys help i’m road tripping next week and i have no new music downloaded and i’m freaking out bc my cousin was supposed to handle the music and she didn’t so now i’m doing it help me!!!

i need like generally cool driving music and new radio stuff and some oldies and also something that’s going to keep me awake because i’m driving to san francisco overnight

It was unbearable. The whole thing. Every second worse than the last.

(via thatweasleygirl)

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(via wherethereislove)

(via gocourtneygo)

nosdrinker:

retrospectroverted:

nosdrinker:

why does one ply toilet paper exist

i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.

ok poophands

(via gocourtneygo)

(via drug-dealing-grandma)

politicalsexkitten:

John Legend doesn’t take shit.

(via thefuuuucomics)

simulatedcity:

evnw:

tofutits:

This is so FUCKING SCARY

what the fuck is going on

(via all-about-the-monet)

I think I just saw a robin williams autopsy photo on accident and I honestly feel like I’m gonna be sick why would anyone fucking post that please dont

mantzoukas:

someone check up on Bill Murray make sure he is taking all his vitamins and staying hydrated I can’t take another loss like this

(via thatweasleygirl)

queerpotters:

does anyone else feel like they just lost their favourite uncle

(via harleyflame)

#true